Jupiter Ascending
A young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic
nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an
ancient and destructive industry.
Directors:
Andy Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)
,
Lana Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)
Writers:
Andy Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)
,
Lana Wachowski (as The Wachowskis)
Stars:
Channing Tatum,
Mila Kunis,
Eddie Redmayne |
Storyline
Jupiter Jones was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she
was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars
but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people's houses
and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine Wise, a genetically
engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does
Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all
along - her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an
extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.
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User Reviews
This
was easily one of the worst movies I have ever been to. What else can
be said. Everything about it was just awful. And I went in knowing it
was going to be a terrible story, but maybe I would enjoy the special
effects and action scenes. Unfortunately, a man-dog wearing eyeliner
roller skating in the air fighting bad guys looks as ridiculous and dumb
as it sounds. Mila Kunis felt completely miscast and had no chemistry
with Channing Tatum, who was playing the same boring dumb hero he always
does. The action sequences were a mess... impossible to tell what was
going on.
I watch a lot of movies and have only walked out on a
handful in my life, but I could not make it through more than 70 minutes
of this ridiculous film. Don't waste your time. It's awful.
It boggles my mind how a movie like this gets made. Someone please stop these two from making any more!
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